SOMEDAY A BIRD WILL POOP ON YOU


Welcome to the perfect gift book. Get it for you or for anyone who could use a preparatory essay for life and all of its poops, both literal and non-literal.Available from these fine proprietors:


ABOUT THE AUTHOR/ILLUSTRATOR

The Author is on the Left

Susan Salvi
author
Susan is an actor, artist, and writer who lives in Chicago. She will occasionally assault you with her brain offerings using her mouth as a vehicle, while on stage at various non-offensive establishments around Chicago. You can see more of her "work" at various places online, including her one of a kind whoopie cushion bouquets, or FOLLOW HER ON TWITTER, though she sometimes goes through long periods of inactivity.

The Author is on the Left

Megan Kellie
illustrator
Megan is a writer, actor, artist, and other who lives in major American cities, this time Chicago. She has done improv and sketch comedy all over the place, also essay shows, radio shows, and one podcast. She has also illustrated a guide to surviving bedbugs, and painted a bunch of nervous cows. You might want to maybe FOLLOW HER ON TWITTER, too.

Together, they created SOMEDAY A BIRD WILL POOP ON YOU. They also performed together in various improv and sketch comedy shows, and with the group BRICK. They have a two woman show called SPANCY AND JANET TALK ABOUT VEGAS (website pending). In their spare time, they plan a local, hand made craft store with mustard, printed socks, and homemade flags. The two previous sentences are fiction.

CONTACT US

We're available for any of your avian fecal problem solving needs. We do readings in Chicago at schools and arts places, readings via Zoom, and even private readings we keep totally secret.Email, why not!