Hardcover Signed Book

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Hardcover Signed Book

16.95

We'll get you a signed copy, with a personalized message for the intended poopee, even if it's you. 

Also included are specialized, personalized bird poop punch cards. Every time you are pooped upon, punch the card. This can be used for bragging rights at parties, or as a way to cope, quietly. Either way, "can I see your bird poop punch card?" is a great ice breaker at formal events. 

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